Birthday: February 19th Relationship Status: Coitus Mucho
Sex: Hell Yeah Interested in: Animal husbandry, drag racing, mud boggin, estrus, nature documentaries, carnivorous plants, Speedophile accident videos, laying a lady down on a bear skin rug still warm from the ass whoopin(the bear, not the lady), German cinema, tractor pulls, long range archery, making arts and crafts out of old Logger Light cans, cans(as in honkers), my award winning radio show.
Religious Views: - Are you there God? It’s me, your friend Duane. Political Views: - Don’t tread on me, kiss me if you gonna screw me outta my money.
About: Everything you need to know about me can be heard weekdays on my fine radio broadcast “Beyond Insemination.”
You will be delighted, dear reader, to learn that the fine I received for my recent broadcast has been waived. When I was milking that sow live on air and gently encouraging it to embark in a mating ritual, I was doing so out of educational purposes only. Sure, genetics are fun. Sure, when two creatures are convinced to find that passion down deep inside them that makes the bacon, it’s exciting. But I provide an educational service. And that’s the truth.
This mp3 player I acquired off of a gentlemen looking for directions has rock power ballads that take Duane Earl back to high school. I had a powerful mullet perm, a comb in my back pocket, a mustache, and ladies would ride it – as in every cheerleader in school. That’s how Duane Earl rolls. Or rolled. Now I focus my attention to other matters at hand, like tending the herd. From one herd of beautiful heifers to another.
Whoooooo Weeeeeeee. Sh*t got real last night. I am particularly interested in the classic films of the legendary Mr Jock Cranley and hell if we didn’t have us a movie marathon and took out Timbo’s truck and shot roman candles off the top like they were rocket launchers and we were fighting our way out of a prison camp in ‘Nam. Woke up and we were in ‘Nam and Timbo’s truck was burnt all to hell upside down. For reals. Honestly. Hell Yes!
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